A Round of Golf with Kim Jong Il
As most of my friends know I have taken up the sport of golf. I may be a few years away from playing in any real tournaments but I am getting better. In fact I am starting to feel confident enough in my golfing that I feel like calling out a challenge. No, I’m not going to invite my friends, they can go golfing with me anytime. And besides, what would that prove? I think I would like to take someone that might have a little higher profile. Maybe even a world leader. Hmmm, what world leader would have time to go golfing with the likes of me? It would have to be someone with a small enough country that this would not ruin a busy schedule. It would have to be someone without very much influence in the world. Those guys are too busy. It would also have to be someone who thinks he is much more significant the he really is. Maybe Fidel Castro. And I think it would be humorous to find someone who thinks it would be ok to make up the rules as you go along. Someone that doesn’t mind taking 17,000 mulligan’s in order to pull off 11 holes in one in just one round. Maybe someone that would shoot each caddy that handed him the wrong club (the club that didn’t result in the perfect shot). Yes I think I know who could fit that bill. I hereby challenge Kim Jong Il to 18 holes of golf at Cascade Golf Center on October 31 2006. . Mr. Lunatic, please feel free to bring how ever many caddies you think you will need to beat me. I have to warn you though, my last round I managed to sink 13 holes in one. One of them was even on a par5. And while we are on the subject of warnings, let me warn you that failing to RSVP or show up the day of the tournament will be considered an act of war and will result in more acting cocky and belligerent (Probably on your part too but we’re all used to that).
