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Last week was my last dentist visit in my recent “Reconstruct My Whole Freakin Mouth” project. At the end of the visit, the receptionist says “Well, I guess we won’t see you again until your 6 month checkup.” It’s a good thing too, I had actually considered bringing pictures of my family to hang up in my dedicated room at the dentists office. So she looks at her schedule book and says, “Let’s see here, so six months… that’ll be some time early next month it looks like.” “What the crap?!? Have I been coming here that long?!” I should just bring a laptop with a decent wireless connection and set up my office at the dentists office. Well, I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised. I have only spent like $2000 there. I am still waiting for some generous soul to come along and help me pay off my dentist bill. Maybe I will have to actually setup a site dedicated to cyberbegging. Who knows. Maybe I’ve missed the cyberbegging boat. Just in case though…

For about… mmmm lets see here…. six and a half years, Yani has been trying to get me to go to the gym. I have always said that I would like to but for some reason, I never had quite enough inspiration to go. Until now that is. When the doctor told me that I had a hernia, a bunch of things went through my mind. “Did I lift something that was too heavy? Is it because I am getting too overweight? Was I abducted by hernia causing aliens?” Since I can’t remember lifting anything heavier than Jonathan in the last year, (Except a suitcase full of rocks. But that was after I already had it.) and I haven’t had any mysterious disappearances, I must be a little too fat. So I have been going to the gym for a little over a week now. The first two days sucked. Then the third day, I maxed out on upper body and pulled a muscle in my back. That sucked worse. Now I seem to have convinced my body that the gym is OK. Now I just have to keep getting up on time.