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  • admin 12:35 PM on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    The Novelist 

    Jonathan is 9 years old.  And he reads books.  Lots of books.  And he reads them fast.  I was worried that he skipped over things he didn’t understand because he reads faster than I do.  I wanted to know what kind of books he was reading so I tried to read the books that he brought home.  But he would have them finished in one day and I would only be a few chapters into them.  So I gave up on that.

    Then last month he decided he wanted to keep a blog.  So we got him set up with a blog.  His first post was about how to level up your character quickly in an MMORPG called Runescape.  It was every bit as good as many of the tutorials that I have read on many online games.  I was honestly a little bit surprised.

    So then about 2 weeks ago, he told me that he had been working on a book at school and he needed a thumb-drive so he could bring it home and work on it here too.  When I first read it, he had written about 3000 words and was halfway through chapter 3.  And it was actually a good story.  The first chapter ended with a total cliff hanger.  “This is like a real book” I caught myself thinking.

    So then I had parent teacher conferences.  His teacher is so impressed with him.  And apparently, everyone in his class loves his story and can’t wait to find out what happens next.  They asked the teacher to change the class schedule so Jonathan would have more time to finish the next chapter.  Another 4th grade teacher came to his class to read it.  And she asked for a copy so he could read it to her class.  And Jonathan had kids coming up to him during recess that he didn’t know asking about what happens next in the book.

    He used to wake up early to get on my computer and play online games. Now he wakes up early to write.  He has now written over 7000 words.  The story is progressing and amazingly is staying as interesting as it did when I first picked it up.  This morning he told me that it is so fun that it has become like playing a game.  I figure it’ll be about a month before he is done with the first draft.  Then we’ll do some editing and and maybe he’ll give me permission to post it here.  If not, drop me a line and I’ll get him to email you a copy of it.

     
  • admin 12:29 PM on January 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    The iPad – Will it Change the World? 

    So I didn’t watch the keynote yet.  I’m not really a fanboy.  I do love my iPhone like most of you already know but I am not really that excited to get the new iPad.

    Don’t get me wrong, I think it’ll change the world just like the iPhone and iPod have.

    See, Apple isn’t in the computer business anymore, they are in the search and rescue business.  (Stay with me here.)

    The music industry was dying.  CD sales were in the toilet and MP3 download sites and file sharing programs were killing it.  And RIAA are not so different from the rest of us, they fear change. Especially when it comes to changing the way we get paid.  Of course they were fighting the file sharing and mp3s.  They had no vision.  But Apple did.  And now who can compete with the iPod?  How much money do the record companies make from iTunes sales? I don’t actually know but I am pretty sure it’s a lot.

    Cell phones were so stale and stagnate that people stopped remembering what it was like to have a new toy.  The iPhone was as big of a shift as moving from pagers to cell phones for most of us in the 90’s.  The cell phone market is still trying to catch up.  I now work for a company where over 90% of the employees have an iPhone.

    Currently the print industry is dying.  The Internet is killing it.  I know 1 person who has purposely picked up a newspaper in the last year.  One.

    I have stopped subscribing to magazines.  But if I could get those subscriptions on my iPhone, I might subscribe again, but probably not. There’s just not enough real estate to really read them.  Enter iPad. Ok, I can actually see my self reading Inc, Car & Driver, Outdoor Photographer, a few others on an iPad.  Not to mention all those books that Jonathan reads and takes back before I have a chance to get into chapter 2.

    And how cool would that thing be to show off your photography portfolio?  Think about it.

    Just watch.  I predict that in 1 year, there will be 3 or 4 major players trying to compete with the iPad because it has created such a huge market for itself.  And the print industry will be saved, just like the music industry was.  They may have to adapt a little but they will still be there.   People will mock those that so publicly mocked the iPad, just like we mock those that fought the iPod when it was announced. Yeah, remember those guys?

     
  • admin 2:39 PM on January 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Good Food – Bad Food 

    So I started a new health/fitness/diet program.  I’m mostly making it up by myself but it goes something like this: Get up at 5:50AM and exercise, wait for at least an hour after exercising to eat breakfast, eat normal food but try to avoid candy and snacking on carbs, make sure I stop eating for the day at 6:30PM.

    So far it’s working. I have lost about 2 pounds each week.  And I have been more sore than any time I can remember.  I haven’t even been pushing the exercise too hard.  I guess I am too old and it’s been too long since I last did weights.  So mostly I do weight lifting and stairs in my house.  I haven’t been to the gym and I am pretty sure I won’t.

    I also set up a good Pandora station for exercising.  It only took me about 30 songs to get to the point where it only plays songs with the right tempo.

    The hardest part I have to say is not getting extra treats just because the grocery store has a good deal on Reese’s Peanutbutter Cups.  But then I find something like this.

    Parsons Nut Roll

    Parsons Nut Roll

    What was I supposed to do? I had to try it.  This is the size that other king size candy bars meant to be but somehow failed.

    Parsons Nut Roll - King size done right.

    Parsons Nut Roll - King size done right.

    But the important thing!!! I am still down 9 pounds since I started this thing.

     
  • admin 7:35 PM on January 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Growing up with Technology 

    I remember when I was growing up and we got our first microwave, first color TV, first push-button phone, first answering machine, the list goes on.

    My son is turning 10 next month and I was just wondering what it is like to not be able to fathom a world without any of these things.

    We just got him setup with his first email address yesterday. And he was so excited. I have received about 15 emails from him already. One that caught my eye was a one-liner about how technology is cool. I think he gets it but I still wonder. And I know he is going to read this and email me something about it too.

    I am amazed how much of my life is dependent on the Internet now. I wonder what I would do without it. I barely remember how to write a paper check. I don’t what I would do if I needed the know the annual rainfall of Sri Lanka, I suppose I would try the library but I can’t remember the Dewey Decimal system and I wouldn’t even know where to begin. I could spend a whole afternoon just to find out that it’s 2540 mm to over 5080 depending on what part of the island you are on. And shopping… I don’t suppose I would have any clue how to find a good price on anything. I wouldn’t know what most of my relatives are doing and I would still have to attend high school reunions to know what old high school friends are up to. I would have had to buy a ton of books to understand marketing but then, 90% of what I know would be irrelevant.

    I remember my second quarter in college, there was this rich Japanese kid in my Chem 106 class that had a cell phone. One time it rang during class. The whole class stopped. “Hello. Yeah I’m in a class right now. blah blah blah… Ok, I’ll call you later” Even the professor politely waited for him to answer the call, chat for a minute and hang up. We all didn’t want to be rude so we all just patiently waited. And then we went on, honored that we had been able to witness such an amazing thing. I had seen it happen in movies but I didn’t know what to do when it happened in real life.

     
  • admin 3:47 PM on January 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Teaching Children 

    So my wife is back in school. She has a math class that just started this week. And it’s a lot of work. I remember when I went back to school, I wanted math out of the way so I took it first and it kicked my butt. I’m glad I took it as early as I could and got them out of the way. I wouldn’t have had the strength to stick with it if I had waited til the end.

    Jonathan has been learning about order of operations and being thankful that he’s not doing algebra. But he still thinks exponents are fascinating. I have always enjoyed explaining a new math concept to him and just seeing how he soaks it up like a sponge. And then you can watch as he wraps his head around it and figures out applications for it. I wish I had been more like that when I was his age.

    Jonathan likes math. And he’s pretty good at it. He has been doing multiplication since 1st grade. Last year his teacher was so impressed with him and supported him in wanting to learn faster. In second grade his teacher let him take some time and introduce multiplication to the class. She didn’t let it go too far though because there were only 3 kids in the class that could even grasp the concept.

    This year his teacher is one of those public school indoctrinator types. He’s been starving for learning. He told me a few months ago that he feels like he’s being forced to do little kids work. So I mentioned that to her when I was there for parent-teacher conferences. Her response caught me a little off guard.

    “I’m a professional teacher, that’s what they pay me for. So please don’t teach him at home. It’s my job to teach him here at school.” I didn’t know what to say I was so shocked.

    So he has continued being bored in class, “learning” what the slowest kid in class is ready for.

    Way to maintain the status quo. I wonder if this has anything to do with the current situation that our country finds itself in. Actually, I don’t wonder. I know it does.

     
  • admin 3:14 AM on January 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Blogging Tools 

    Well I did it.  I have successfully moved this blog to a blogging platform.  No more hard coding…

    Honestly, I’m not very excited about this.  I am going to miss the hard coding.  But I am looking forward to being able to just log in and write. And it’ll be done. When I publish it anyway.

    I guess I’m a purist.  An HTML purist if you will. Or even if you won’t, I don’t care.

    I cringe when I think of hitting CTRL+U.  (Get Firefox, you’ll understand)  I believe HTML is poetry. Or it can be.  Wordpress is the anti-poetry.

    So “Why are you doing this?” I can hear you ask.  Well I’ll tell you.

    It’s time to move on.  I’m still a purist, and soon you’ll all be able to see what CMS looks like that was built by a purist.  Think clean, simple, powerful, pure.

     
  • admin 3:18 AM on January 11, 2010 Permalink | Reply  

    Corporate endorsement number 5 – Dropbox 

    A while back I designed a site for DLXEasyBackup.com. In fact, they haven’t changed it as of today. It’s been about 6 years now. They offer an online backup service, Kinda similar to mozy.com. It’s quite simple really, they are just running an install of Novell’s iFolder. A fine little product. In fact, I started using it not long after I designed it. I had 50 MB of storage and I could share the account with my other computers so that I could easily transfer files to and from all my computers. Later Will started using it when we started Main10. That worked pretty well. But it still wasn’t everything it could have been. And it wasn’t free. Eventually we set up our own file server and stopped using the iFolder.

    Since we stopped working for Main10 full time and started working on QJuice, we have had some other options for sharing files but still nothing that felt perfect. Until now.

    Enter DropBox.com. I don’t remember who showed it to me but I love it. http://www.dropbox.com Use this link please, it’ll get me some additional storage space.

    I setup dropbox on my iPhone, home computer, work computer and my wife’s computer. Transfering files is about the same speed as you would expect but updating is lightning fast. The way they do it (as I understand it) is that they only update the parts of the file that are different. So I update a 30MB file and I have only changed about 50KB worth of its source, the update takes about 1 second. Maybe less. Depends on what Internet connection I am using.

    Then it gets better. I can create a shared folder. I can send non-dropbox users a link and they can open the file in their browser. I can also send my friends a link to the shared folder and it shows up in their dropbox. So right now, I have a ton of things notifying me that Peter is saving and updating files in the MonaVie share, Will is updating things in the QJuice share, and Adam has updated a file in the Main10 Share. No one has to send me any files, no one has to use a little thumbdrive, we all just have the latest files.

    So jury is still out as I haven’t been able to REALLY test the conflict resolution yet but so far it’s perfect. Yes, perfect. If I could go back in time and join up with a company when they were in startup mode, it would be dropbox. I’ll get around to the conflict resolution test sooner or later. Until then, just go try it out for yourself. https://www.dropbox.com

     
  • admin 3:22 AM on December 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Do Flash and SEO mix? 

    This has been on ongoing issue since the late 90s. Traditional graphic designers love to push Flash because it allows them more creative flexibility. Flash doesn’t have the same technical limits as HTML.

    Sites that are built in all flash can still rank well in search engines but not as well as a similar page built in HTML. The reason? Google has over 250 parameters they take into account when indexing and ranking websites. Flash can still accommodate some of these parameters but not most of them. Even with the Google/Adobe announcement that Google would begin indexing flash files, they don’t behave the same way that HTML files do and are still treated differently.

    Industry Leader Rand Fishkin (who loves flash) has come up with a great list of 7 reasons why you shouldn’t have a site created in ALL flash. (http://www.seomoz.org/blog/flash-and-seo-compelling-reasons-why-search-engines-flash-still-dont-mix)

    1. Different content is NOT on different URLs
    2. The breakdown of text (not formatted by importance like HTML)
    3. Flash gets embedded
    4. Lack of testability for flash optimization
    5. Flash doesn’t earn external links like HTML pages do
    6. SEO basics are missing
    7. A lot of flash still isn’t crawlable

    Vanessa Fox of Nine By Blue has given the following reasons to be cautious when considering Flash:

    1. Search engines are still based on text, not Flash
    2. Even using XML to populate your Flash, you miss most of the SEO benefits of HTML
    3. Google can’t index javascript called from Flash (a common practice)

    There are also many opinions about the correct way to use flash. Some say not at all, some say Search Engines don’t really matter. The general consensus is that flash is best used as a page element in an HTML based site. Even if you will have the bulk of the content be Flash. This is the best way to accommodate the edgy designers and the search engine sceintsts.

    The big issue here is what really matters to companies concerned with reputation management.

    To these companies, Search Engines do matter but not for the same reasons that one might expect. The main SEO push at these companies is to get good positive content on the 1st page of Google. They probably already have the top position, but also want the big detractors to not appear on page one. That will be accomplished by building SEO value in other web properties. Building the new company site(s) all in Flash will not help that endeavor, it will hinder it. Here’s why.

    Links are widely accepted as the most heavily weighted factors in search rankings. Google doesn’t do well finding links from flash to other sites. The company needs to get its secondary properties to rank on the 1st page of Google for the main keyword (the company name). For example if MonaVie.com had a flash link to monaviemall.com, it wouldn’t get picked up by Google and MonaVie would be losing one of the most valuable links for that secondary domain. By putting the content and links in HTML, they gain those ever important links from MonaVie.com to their other properties AND they also gain latent semantic keyword value by having the page text associated with the links on the page. Both of those benefits are lost in the use of an all Flash website.

    How companies should use flash

    Companies definitely need to keep flash, but done right. Flash isn’t the only way to accomplish the premium look and feel that they need on the website but it is very effective from a design perspective. What needs to be done is to use flash as a page element that is embedded into HTML. They also need to make sure to incorporate content into the design. Every page – especially the homepage needs to have textual content.

     
  • admin 3:26 AM on November 14, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Adjusting to Corporate Life 

    So I have been here at MonaVie for 6 weeks now. It’s a lot bigger adjustment than I was planning for. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, it’s just more different that I was expecting.

    I have had big corporate jobs before. The kind where everyone has a responsibility and they just stay within their little silo and do their job. Then they go out after work and forget what they did all day. It’s like there’s a mental force field around the building that makes you forget your job as soon as you leave.

    When I worked for myself I didn’t have a silo, I wore every hat that needed to be worn. I did what I liked and made my own decisions. Then when I left the building, I couldn’t stop thinking about what we were going to do the next day. Not because I was stressed (most of the time anyway) but because it mattered more to me than it could to a 9to5er. It was fun.

    See, I knew all that already when I came to work here, and I was expecting to have to make a conscious effort to adjust. But there’s a few thing I didn’t expect. Like I had forgotten that I have hobbies. I can’t wait for spring to go fishing and golfing. And I have been finding ways to get time for photography. I forgot how much I love those things.

    But then there’s this entrepreneurial side to me that I just can’t seem to silence. I have about 9 irons in the fire and I just can’t seem to let any of these ones go. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to let them go. Most of them are small but there’s a couple that could be huge. And as much as I love golf and fishing, I love business more. But who’s to say you can’t have hobbies and business? If I remember correctly, I never golfed more than the first 2 years running Main10. That’s also when I got to take that fishing trip to Vancouver Island.

    So I guess I am adjusting, and I’m enjoying having time to think about business away from work. And I am enjoying being able to work with big marketing budgets in my day job.

     
  • admin 3:38 AM on October 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    New Routines 

    I finally got a job offer. I start next Monday. It took a couple weeks longer than I was hoping for. Man this is a rough recession.

    No really, it is rough. I’ve seen it in my life but I know there are still people out there that haven’t personally felt it. As much as I don’t wish pain and suffering on anyone, I think it’s a good thing to be reminded just how fragile our little economy really is. I think if we don’t all wake up and see it soon, we’ll all regret it later. Darn that golden arrow of consumption.

    I also started a new company. This one’s just me. I’ll be running all my freelance design projects through it. Adam gave me a really sweet deal on some office space and I moved in yesterday. I just finished hanging my big whiteboard. Now I need some client projects to put up there. I figure that once I start the new job, I’ll be coming down to the new office 2 or 3 times a week for a few hours in the evening.

    It’s a cool thing to be surrounded by like minded entrepreneurial folks.

     
  • admin 3:42 AM on September 30, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Dusting Off Old Hobbies 

    So for the last couple years I have kind of put photography on hold because of time and money issues. Mostly time. But since we closed Main10 almost a year ago, I have felt the photo bug inside me trying to get out. The kind of film I like to shoot with gets rather expensive and the only good digital camera I have had access to doesn’t quite cut it.

    I did get a hold of a half decent DSLR while I was in Amsterdam and I got some really nice shots there, but that has really been the extent of the photo excursions since my last photo class.

    But something fantastic happened this week. Joel got a new camera. And he has humbly asked me to babysit his 20D while he isn’t using it as a second camera for some wedding shoots. We went and explored the last of the autumn colors Tuesday and I remembered how much I love photography. Even though we didn’t have very good conditions or light, we had a good time and got some decent shots.

    Now as both of you know, I’m looking for a traditional job, the 9 to 5 (or close to it) type. I am hoping/expecting that since I’ll have more free time and a good digital camera at my disposal that I’ll be able to start shooting again. I may even put up a photo blog.

     
  • admin 4:11 PM on September 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Pandora – I Laughed, I Cried, It Was Better than Regular MP3s 

    When I first saw Pandora, I thought it was lame. “So you don’t get to keep the songs? Why would I like that?”

    But I needed my own opinion so I tried it out. And it was a miserable failure. I started an alternative station based on Depeche Mode. Then it played Erasure. I hate Erasure. So I told it so. Understanding how Pandora works now, I have to laugh at my folly. I almost missed out on a great thing. But I gave it one more shot.

    I started a techno station because I like techno but I didn’t really know who I liked.

    Lo and behold, it worked. It’s been over 4 years now and I pandora everyday. I have even considered paying but I don’t mind the way they do their ads. Sometimes I even like the ads. So I am still a Pandora freeloader.

    But then this week, I hit my monthly limit of 40 hours and I can’t listen anymore on my computer. I can on my iPhone though, not sure why. But I like speakers more than headphones. I want Pandora on my computer. At first I was angry, but then I understand the business side of it. They have bills to pay. They have managed to stay afloat despite the most sincere efforts of the RIAA to shut them down. How can I be angry, it’s like getting mad at your infant when it is hungry. You just can’t do that.

    I’ll pay I guess. But not now, I’ll need some steady income before I can justify that. In the meanwhile I have dusted off the ol’ MP3 files. I miss some of these. I’ll have to make sure I put them on my include list as soon as Oct 1 rolls around.

     
  • admin 5:32 PM on September 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Dessert 

    My wife loves “My Best Friends Wedding”, I don’t know how many times we have watched it. When I first watched it, I had never tried Crème Brulee. But I had tried Jell-o. And honestly I don’t really like Jell-o. And sorry Kimmy, you could never be Jell-o. Crème Brulee could NEVER be Jell-o.

    It made me want to try crème brulee. And then I noticed a boxed crème brulee at the local Harman’s. I couldn’t pass that up. And Julia was right, Jell-o could never be crème brulee. So now when we eat out at a new place, we score them on two main things; their calamari, and their crème brulee.

    When we got into the cooking phase of our marriage, we started looking for the right crème brulee recipe. Failure after failure we couldn’t get it right. Either it would come out like flan or quesillo or it would come out like a bad pudding gone more bad.

    Then the other day I stumbled onto the most simple recipe for crème brulee that I had seen. It seemed too simple. But so simple that I couldn’t write it off without trying it first. And it had good ratings and comments so I had to try it right?

    So I tried it. And HOLY CRAP! It worked. This was the best crème brulee that I had tried. Ever. Even better than the 4 star hotel in Amsterdam.

    So you want me to share it with you? Hmmm, I think this recipe might be too good to share. Sure, you could stumble upon it like I did, but if you don’t read the right comments on that website, and try the same mistakes I made when preparing it, it won’t turn out the same.

    Maybe if you ask nicely, I’ll make some and invite you over to try it. Maybe after a nice Italian sausage lasagna dinner.

    Hmmm, I think this means I have to learn how to do the perfect calamari now…

     
  • admin 5:35 PM on September 18, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Boats 

    So ever since I was a kid, I always wanted to have a big sailboat. I designed some catamarans, and trimarans back when I was in my “design big machines and weapons phase” of jr. high school. And they always seemed like one of those types of dreams that’s just unreachable. So I never really thought about it as a possibility, just a dream.

    Then about 2 months ago Dave shipped off to Monterey to learn to speak towel head. Monterey is full of real estate. All of it with insane prices. So he looked at the possibility of living on a boat. He even found a 54 footer for sale in LA for $12,000.

    Wait, that’s big enough for a family to live on. $12,000? That can’t be right. Granted, it wasn’t a sailboat, but still. So then he found out that the mooring fee for anywhere in the bay area is like $1000/month or more. So he didn’t do it.

    But it got me thinking, if I had a reliable internet connection, I wouldn’t have to live in a big bay in CA, I could go find a little hurricane safe harbor in say, the DR. What would be the cost of living there? $500/month? I could deal with that. I work remotely or COULD have worked remotely for 4 of the last 5 places where I have worked. And my kids could get to know both sets of grandparents. I could go spear fishing any time I wanted. Rome, the Riviera, exotic islands, New England, they are all suddenly reachable in a lazy, fashionable, but not quite on vacation kind of way.

    Hmmm, so now I’ve really been looking into this. It’s not as unreachable as I always thought it was. In fact, sailboats are largely more affordable than motor-only boats. So now I just need to learn to sail. I figure a summer or two spending every Saturday on Utah Lake and then a year or two on a coast or an island with something that’s a little less ocean going would prepare me for it. That and I probably need a friend like Captain Ron.

     
  • admin 6:40 PM on August 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    And I mean QUANTITY 

    So there’s 4

     
  • admin 5:42 PM on August 1, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Goals 

    I had a goal that this year I would blog more than any year previous. Well, I have failed so far. Months – 8. Blog posts – 3. Not too good. Even when my site was hosted on a server was at Grant’s house and I couldn’t blog for like 4 months, I still blogged more than this.

    Well, I also had a goal to go back to work for someone else. I did that one at least. And he told me in the interview that I would be busier than I have ever been before. And it’s sorta true. I stay busier during the work day. MUCH busier. And the work day is as long as I am accustomed to. But from the moment I get there until the moment I leave I’m BUSY. I don’t even remember my old startup routine. I know it involved checking email and news, and something else… What was it? Oh well, who cares?

    And being in Amsterdam was the most hours I have worked in a 7 day period before. 130 hours. (Most of it with a sprained elbow I’ll have you know) I still haven’t broken my 38 hour straight work-a-thon record that I did for SCO. As of right now, I have a new goal to never break either of those records. Both were horrible experiences… in a way. Amsterdam was really great. and the project we launched for SCO was awesome. But the fatigue is just retarded.

    So I am not giving up on the first goal. I just want my readers to know that. Yes, both of you. No, really, there’s just 2 of you.

    I’m not sure how the quality is going to be, BUT I PROMISE QUANTITY!

    So there we, go. that’s 3 for the year.

     
  • admin 5:43 PM on April 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    Daily Grind Part I? 

    So I did it. I work for someone else again. We finished shutting down Main10 for the most part a few months ago and this week I started my job as the Director of Technical and Design Services for the Reverse Logistics Association.

    It’s a challenging fast paced environment. I like it. They have a lot of the same philosophies that we did at Main10. The biggest difference is that they have enough revenue and reserves to implement them. It’s neat. I also get a company laptop and phone. Yeah, big deal eh? The computer is actually what I would replace my 17in lappy with. It’s a 15 in version of almost the exact same model so I’m happy there. The phone however… Well it’s a Blackberry.

    I have always had a dislike for them even though I have never owned/used one. I am not an Apple fan either by any means but I do LOVE the iPhone. So I thought I’d try to take my prejudices out of the picture and do a real comparison of the two phones.

    Day 1:
    I got the blackberry setup successfully, entered a few contacts, made a few calls to test it out with the Motorolla bluetooth headset. I actually like the “real” keyboard. I have to say as much as I like the dynamic keyboard on the iPhone there’s times when the real keyboard is just really really nice. However, when I got home, the screen went black on the Blackberry. And without a hard reset, it wouldn’t come back to life. Over and over and over again. It was on and it would ring, but I couldn’t answer it without the help of the trusty bluetooth headset.

    Day 2:
    I was awakened by my iPhone with its ever-trusty alarm clock. Then as I am headed out the door, I get a call on the iPhone, it’s the office. There’s some emergency with some of the Blackberries failing during an important conference call. So I got here and tried to address the BB problems, half T-mobles fault, half BB’s fault. Mine was still having its issues with the B2SOD (that’s the BLACK screen of death BTW) so I traded it in this morning for another exactly like it. No B2SOD yet. We’ll see.

    Scoring for day 1 and 2:
    Blackberry; 3 points for “real” keyboard, -1 points for the stupid key combinations to type an “@” or a “.”, 1 point for the button that activates voice dialing, -5 points for B2SOD, -1 point for failing on co-workers
    iPhone; 1 point for intuitiveness, 1 point for the fantastic alarm clock. 1 point for working when the Blackberries were failing.

    Running score: Blackberry -3. iPhone: 3.

     
  • admin 5:50 PM on March 13, 2009 Permalink | Reply  

    My Site Got Hacked! 

    So grant threatened me if I didn’t add a new post by two days ago, he would delete my site. I didn’t think he could/would. Well, I guess he’s become quite the little hacker. Or maybe he just knows someone.

    [11:01] frauhauf: How did you do that?
    [11:02] javamonkeyhead: do what?
    [11:02] javamonkeyhead: bring yoru site down
    [11:02] javamonkeyhead: I told you!
    [11:02] frauhauf: yes
    [11:02] javamonkeyhead: :)
    [11:02] frauhauf: no. really, how did you do it? did you hack my new server?
    [11:03] javamonkeyhead: :)
    [11:03] frauhauf: fix it please
    [11:03] javamonkeyhead: are you kidding?
    [11:03] frauhauf: I have a new post ready. But my files are missing
    [11:04] javamonkeyhead: lol
    [11:04] javamonkeyhead: pretty funny
    [11:04] frauhauf: yeah, except not very funny
    [11:04] javamonkeyhead: I can’t tell if you are being serious or not
    [11:04] frauhauf: http://www.zutroy.net
    [11:04] javamonkeyhead: I didn’t hack your box
    [11:04] frauhauf: who did?
    [11:04] javamonkeyhead: yeah, I see that its down… I thought you did it just now as a joke
    [11:04] frauhauf: who did you “put the order into”
    [11:04] javamonkeyhead: :)
    [11:05] javamonkeyhead: joke over
    [11:05] javamonkeyhead: you are starting to worry me
    [11:05] frauhauf: you fixed it?
    [11:05] javamonkeyhead: honestly
    [11:05] javamonkeyhead: are you being serious?
    [11:05] frauhauf: I knew I should host anything on a windows server
    [11:05] javamonkeyhead: you took it down, right?
    [11:06] frauhauf: and you changed my ftp login? how did you do that?
    [11:06] javamonkeyhead: stop
    [11:07] frauhauf: did you have Jon do it?
    [11:07] frauhauf: I’m asking him…
    [11:07] javamonkeyhead: troy, seriously.. I didn’t do anything
    [11:07] javamonkeyhead: I hope you did it as a joke
    [11:07] frauhauf: yeah, ok
    [11:08] frauhauf: yes, I have a split personality and the mr. hyde half of me went and messed everything up last night while dr. jeckle was sleeping…
    [11:08] javamonkeyhead: well, hurry and fix it
    [11:08] javamonkeyhead: and then post your new entry
    [11:08] javamonkeyhead: or I will delete it
    [11:08] frauhauf: ha ha ha
    [11:08] frauhauf: come on
    [11:09] frauhauf: just tell me what you changed the password to
    [11:09] frauhauf: I’ll restore from backup
    [11:09] javamonkeyhead: password is
    [11:09] frauhauf: you probably just chaqnged the vhosts files or something
    [11:09] javamonkeyhead: l3@veMe@lon3
    [11:09] frauhauf: really?
    [11:09] javamonkeyhead: no
    [11:11] frauhauf: Jon is playing innocent
    [11:11] javamonkeyhead: press him harder
    [11:11] frauhauf: was it him?
    [11:11] javamonkeyhead: can’t say
    [11:11] frauhauf: come on, I might have some people going to check my portfolio today. I need it up
    [11:12] javamonkeyhead: jon did it
    [11:15] frauhauf: Thank you
    [11:16] javamonkeyhead: your welcome
    [11:16] frauhauf: did you reset my ftp password?
    [11:16] javamonkeyhead: yes
    [11:17] frauhauf: k, now tell me how you got into the box
    [11:17] frauhauf: Jon says it wasn’t him
    [11:17] javamonkeyhead: it was
    [11:22] frauhauf: so are you going to tell me how you did it?
    [11:22] javamonkeyhead: no
    [11:22] frauhauf: well, I’ll just have to find a new host I guess. something without redhat backdoors

     
  • admin 6:15 PM on December 22, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Christmas Tag 

    I’m not really one for following the current blogging trends but my wife has inspired me. And I found this tag on the Barkermeister’s site and thought it looked fun. So here goes.

    1. Wrapping paper or gift bags
    Wrapping paper. Gift bags are for sissies

    2. Real tree or artificial?
    Is this really a question? Real. Duh. Just like everything else where real vs. fake is an issue.

    3. When do you put up the tree?
    We cut it down usually the day after Thanksgiving and it goes up right away.

    4. When do you take the tree down?
    Usually right around new years.

    5. Do you like eggnog?
    Hold the eggnog, Wassail please.

    6. Favorite gift received as a child?
    Criss Cross Crash Hotwheels track.

    7. Hardest person to buy for?
    My parents

    8. Easiest person to buy for?
    Me, Then my wife

    9. Do you have a nativity scene?
    We did, I don’t know where it has gotten off to. I’ll have to make a new one I think.

    10. Mail or e-mail Christmas cards?
    e-mail Christmas cards are the scourge of the Earth.

    11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
    A stinky cigarette scarred stuffed animal that had been rescued from a dumpster. No really. It was from my aunt who didn’t even play cards. Bless her heart.

    12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
    It’s a Wonderful Life. I have a ban on Santa Clause movies in my house. I don’t hate Santa, just all the movies I have ever seen of him.

    13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
    No regular time. But I always leave some things for the last minute.

    14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
    No. Not that I can remember.

    15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
    Pumpkin Cheesecake. Hands down.

    16. Favorite Christmas tradition?
    Getting our Christmas Tree

    17. Favorite Christmas song?
    O Holy Night

    18. Travel at Christmas or stay at home?
    Home

    19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s?
    Not if I don’t have to.

    20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
    Star

    21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
    One Christmas Eve, The rest in the morning.

    22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
    Commercialization of something sacred.

    23. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
    My wifes turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, spiral cut honey ham, funeral potatoes, fresh rolls, deviled eggs, crackers and crab cheese balls, mixed nuts, stuffed mushrooms, Dominican cabbage salad, spit roasted pig (when I can get it), interesting salads I have never tried before, pumpkin Cheesecake, black forest cheesecake, strawberry cheesecake, pumpkin pie, my mom’s wassail, Martinelli’s

    24. What do you want for Christmas this year?
    a shotgun, dress shoes, bullets, a night stand (already got it), a cooking torch, a golf hat

    25. How many days left until Christmas?
    3

    So Grant, Jon, Yanilza, and Joel. You are hereby tagged.

     
  • admin 6:16 PM on December 21, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Cheesecake Turnovers 

    Crust:
    1 cup margarine or butter, cut in small pieces
    3 cups flour
    1 cup ice water3 egg whites
    4 1/2 white vinegar
    3/4 teaspoon salt
    1/4 cup sugar

    Cheesecake:
    1 8 ounce package softened cream cheese
    1/3 cup sugar
    1 egg
    1/4 teaspoon vanilla

    Optional:
    1/4 cup powdered sugar
    1 cup chocolate chips (or suitable dipping chocolate)
    1/3 cup fruit topping (Ice cream topping works well)

    In a small bowl, cut margarine into flour with a fork until mixture resembles coarse meal. Combine water, egg white, vinegar, and salt in a small bowl; mix well. Add liquid mixture to flour mixture. Mix lightly with a fork until mixture forms a ball. Refrigerate for at least ½ hour before rolling out dough.

    While dough is cooling beat cream cheese well in a medium mixing bowl. Add sugar a little at a time; add eggs; add vanilla combine thoroughly.

    When dough has cooled, roll out dough and cut into pieces about 2 or 3 inches square.

    Spoon a small amount of cheese cake mixture into each dough square. If desired, add a small amount of fruit topping into each square. Fold dough so that it makes a triangle and press edges together with a fork. Place on a non-stick cookie sheet. Sprinkle each cookie with 1 or 2 teaspoons of sugar and bake at 350 for about 15 minutes or until the edges start turning a golden brown.

    Optional:
    Dip finished cookies in chocolate and sprinkle with powdered sugar.

     
  • admin 6:18 PM on December 16, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Is it the Cooking or the Eating that I Enjoy? 

    So the other day my wife says to me “Hey, we should make some stuffed chicken for dinner.” But then we didn’t make it, we had something like nachos. But the seed had been planted.

    I just couldn’t get the thought of a really good stuffed chicken out of my mind. So Saturday, I made sure all the ingredients got into the grocery basket. And then Sunday we whipped up a fairly simple recipe loosely based on the recipe from our Christmas 2006 Costco cookbook.

    Little cubes of mozzarella cheese, finely grated Romano, oregano, basil, roasted red peppers, green onions, mushrooms, and chopped garlic all stuffed in some average sized chicken breasts and roasted for about half an hour. Then we accidentally put fettuccini in the pan instead of linguini. That almost ruined everything. At least it wasn’t plain old spaghetti. We had to hurry and add some red peppers and quartered mushrooms to the stewed tomato sauce that had been sautéing on the stove to rescue the pasta. Then we made up some fresh garlic butter for our toasted french cheese bread.

    Then Yanilza wanted me to also whip up my secret creamy piña colada recipe at the last second. (Which is actually the perfect time to do it. As long as you plan for it.) I almost didn’t have time.

    Not once did I think I was going overboard. And not until I had finished my plate and sat pondering the fiesta of flavor still dancing across my taste buds did it even cross my mind that this might be a little out of the ordinary for some people.

    I didn’t have to get after the kids. There were none of those sitcom threats; “You’re not leaving this table until you have eaten at least 4 more bites!” All I heard was “I’m full, that’s all I can eat, can I save this until later?”

    And I started to ponder what we routinely eat for dinner, or breakfast, or even snacks. Maybe I’m ruining my kids. I hope they don’t become like those people who have to have the freshest seafood or the most expensive garnish and don’t appreciate what they are eating.

    But then I thought about the steak in the fridge. It probably needed to age for 2 or 3 more days before I can make my chipotle steak with sautéed mushrooms and onions with asparagus and white rice. Or maybe I should serve it with the oven roasted red potatoes and sprinkle it all with green onions.

    Hmmm, I should make some cheesecake to get my mind off the main courses.

     
  • admin 6:20 PM on December 10, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Blog Much? 

    So I started this thing in 2001. I know there have been people blogging longer than me but I have never met one. Most of my friends have started blogs and a few of them still keep them up. One fell victim to the last word, several to facebook, some have just been lost in the deep dark corners of cyberspace where virtually no one will ever find them. Lately though there seems to be a surge of new bloggers. My wife has even started blogging.

    I find that the biggest challenge with having a blog that is primarily about nothing is coming up with new things to blog about. Even this post isn’t original. I’ve blogged it a couple times before. However I wouldn’t want to have one of those blogs where you stay on a given theme. I think I would get tired of finding new ways to spin the same topic over and over. K, now I realize that it’s not just spinning one topic over and over and over but you see what I mean. Right? You see it? Hmmm maybe not.

    Anyhow, lately I have had sooo many things to blog about that I have had trouble deciding which thing to blog. So I’ll do a small summary of what’s been going on; small claims court and idiots that are the scourge of America, my style of defensive driving that helps in avoiding (or almost avoiding) being rear ended, gas prices, finding validation to my economic theories that I have been preaching for a couple years, do’s and don’ts of running your own business during the beginning of a depression, making the 2nd amendment mean something, Thanksgiving and Cheesecake, Cheesecake, anniversary, did I mention Cheesecake?, Christmas shopping on a $0 budget (which is turning out better than most Christmas seasons), virtualizing an office, joys of raising children, the list goes on but I am tired of blogging for the day.

     
  • admin 6:21 PM on October 16, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Who’s to blame? 

    So it seems that just about every article in the news is about or related to the current economy and dismal state of things. Who am I to stay off the band wagon?

    So I’d like to just point out my views on who is to blame and what we can do to avoid worsening and/or repeating things. First my blame list:

    1 Walmart. Those who know me know that I hate Walmart. The thing they have done that is hurting us can be seen in our current trade deficit. Levi’s wanted to place their jeans in Walmart. Walmart told them in essence “No. Not until you have closed your current manufacturing plants and moved them to cheaper markets”. Now some argue that this makes sense, but it doesn’t help our economy does it. Victims: Rubbermaid, Vlasic, Levi’s, the list goes on and on and on and on.

    2. Stupid Consumers. This one goes without saying. When you are trying SOOO hard to out do your neighbors with your shiny new boat, truck (that you don’t need), ATV’s, motorcycle, SUV, BMW, and landscaping you didn’t stop to figure out if you could really afford it, did you? No, you didn’t. For the last 30 years or so we’ve been leaning towards this attitude that “the world owes me this” and we justify without consulting the books. Instead, we consult people who stand to profit from our ignorance. “Hey, the salesman looked at my debt to income ratio and told me this is what I should be spending on a car”. Yes, I have actually heard that one almost word for word.

    3. Credit Card Companies. For years the credit industry has successfully lobbied to get laws passed where they are not held to the same rules as banks regarding your money. They have the ability to change a contract that you signed without your approval. At any time, for any reason. And then they urge consumers to keep the maximum balance on those accounts. What did they think would happen?

    4. Jimmy Carter and Affirmative Action. Now you may be saying, “What the crap does that have to do with it?” I have always felt that affirmative action was not the most thought out solution to anything. “But could it really help ruin the economy? Think of it in terms of equal housing lending. Prior to the 1970’s, banks gave loans based on whether or not you could pay it back. They changed the rules when they gave banks breaks for giving loans to people based on race. Think about that for a second. Just because you’re black, red, yellow, brown, slightly blueish, whatever the color, if you have a non-white color, we can give you a loan that the accountants would normally deny. It doesn’t take a statistician to see where this can start to mess things up.

    5. Mortgage Lenders. There are cases where someone gets income only a few times a year. So they invented these interest only loans. Perfect for the right people. Put in the wrong hands, it’s a financial nightmare. The lenders knew that if you let the wrong people into these mortgages, it would come back to bite them but they were more concerned with getting the fees and selling off the mortgage, hoping that they could get rid of the mortgages fast enough.

    6. Mortgage Brokers. Now who gets the wrong people into the wrong loans? It’s the brokers. They knew what they were doing. I have a neighbor who is in an interest only $300K mortgage on a teachers salary. Of course they can’t refinance now, and what’s going to happen when they have to start paying the principal? They don’t have any options now. Thanks mortgage broker.

    7. Real Estate Investors. For the last decade, real estate has been tauted as the perfect investment vehicle. Signs everywhere. Like when Amway came out. Everyone had an angle on the market. But what happens when you get more real estate investors than home buyers?
    Seriously, DID NO ONE STOP TO ASK THESE QUESTIONS?!?!

    8. Big Oil Companies. Now everyone knows that with the prices of oil rising, the price of gas must also rise. But not so disproportionately like it has. Ok, so I think that’s fine for people to change their prices. That’s just capitalism. But when your price effects the price of just about every other good bought and sold on the market, it must be done with more prudence than has been demonstrated by the gas companies. I’m not usually in favor of regulation but when your kids have proven that they aren’t grown up enough to cross the street alone, you have to do some hand holding. Curse you big oil.

    So what to do about it:

    1. Use Cash. It helps you be more conscious of what you spend on personal things

    2. Spend less than you earn. How many times have we heard that and said “Well Duh”? We must need to keep hearing it cause I hear it all the time.

    3. Drive a used car. What’s the point of having a car that was made this year? Really.

    4. Live if a house that fits your needs AND BUDGET. If you don’t know your budget, please move to China.

    5. Buy American. No really. look for the little Made In **** Label. Avoid Places with whom we have a trade deficit (CHINA)

    6. Don’t take advice from ANYONE who is going to receive money because of your actions. Real estate agents, car salesmen, insurance brokers, maybe even waiters. K, I actually listen to my waiters quite a bit, that one might be going too far but you get the point.

    7. Invest in small business. Maybe by buying at small business, maybe by referring them to friends, maybe by actually investing money with them. Small business is who finances this country. Jobs, taxes. Their money stays here for the most part. That means it makes our economy more healthy.

    8. Drive less. Telecommute. Carpool. Ride a bike. Buy local goods (things that haven’t been transported very far). Build an EV.

    9. Don’t do stupid things to try to get ahead. Almost everything on my blame list can be linked to that. What is it they say? “What goes around…”

     
  • admin 6:22 PM on September 30, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Out of the Frying Pan 

    No, the house didn’t blow up. That worked out just fine.

    5 months ago, I decided that in order for Main10 to grow it needed to put more money into reserve than it had been. And the best way to do that was to stop paying myself. We had a few good contracts that I wasn’t doing much of the fulfillment on and so I was the best candidate to take the paycut.

    So off I went to get a regular job. Didn’t take long and I landed at Harris Hearing. Turns out that Harris was in much the same boat but with larger figures. Their only option for funding: investors. It’s been a rough time, most of our paychecks in the last 4 months have come late. And today they announced that things just don’t look like they’ll work out. Probably. But maybe at the last second… We’ll find out this week probably.

    So meanwhile, two of the contracts that Main10 was counting on to build the reserve have ended and not been renewed. So Main10 isn’t ready for me to come back full time.

    That leaves me without a paycheck.

     
  • admin 6:23 PM on September 19, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Boom? 

    I like to cook. When we moved almost a year ago, we got a gas stove/oven. And I have loved it.

    Cooking with gas is so much better than an electric range. If you don’t believe me, go watch the Food Network for a day and see how many cooks use an electric stove.

    I don’t think I ever want to cook on electric again. But gas stoves aren’t perfect. They have this thing in them called gas. and when you get a bunch of gas together, it can be kinda dangerous. That’s what I’ve heard anyway.

    So I woke up at 6:30 this morning and walked out into the hall and smelled gas. Lots of gas. So I immediately ran and checked the stove. Sure enough, one of the dials was turned to low and didn’t have a flame. It had been that way since we finished cooking late last night at about 10:00. Now the low setting is pretty low, but that’s over 8 hours of gas seeping into the house. So I ran and opened all the windows and aired things out. They are still airing out.

    So we got the kids off to school and banned sparks, flames, electrical switches, etc. for the whole day while the house finishes airing out.

    It’s kinda scary. I was nervous when I lit the pilot light when we moved in but this was way worse. Talk about nerve racking. So as of a couple hours ago, the house was still there. Hopefully, it’ll finish airing out nicely and by tonight we’ll have just a regular old house rather than a 24,000 cubic foot bomb.

     
  • admin 6:26 PM on August 28, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Big Numbers 

    Right now, there is $2.4 TRILLION in homes sitting empty in the USA. Let me type that our with numbers just so you can see how big that number really is. $2,400,000,000,000. That’s right, 13 digits. How many numbers do we deal with that have 13 digits, really? Not that many. Especially when it is attached to a dollar sign.

    When a home finishes going throug the very painful and costly foreclosure process the bank adds it to their REO list. Large banks that do deal with some 13 digit numbers can have the REO packages divided into blocks that range in the $1,000,000,000’s. Yes, that’s billions. Those are then sold off to large investors for dimes on the dollar who inturn, divide their new REO package into blocks that range in the larger $1,000,000’s. Possibly $100,000,000’s. Those are then sold off to smaller investors who repeat the cycle until they are liquidating individual homes. By that time, you are looking at them selling at almost face value.

    So how does one get in on a forclosed home at $.40 on the dollar? Well you can’t. Unless you happen to have 11 or 12 digits sitting around in liquid assets. But then at that point, who cares about getting $.40 on the dollar? Just go get a private island. Or better yet, just go buy a small government somewhere in Africa or South-East Asia.

    So I think it’s funny when you start mentioning bigger numbers that people can still comprehend. $100,000? Easy. That’ll only get you a couple nice cars. Almost everyone I know has no problem wrapping their head around the 100K figure. Now, $1,000,000? Attainable? Yes, for most people. Maybe not in one solid chunk, but I know quite a few “average” people who have had more than a million dollars pass through their hands. $10,000,000? Ok now, we’re starting to get to the point where we’re losing people. Their eyes glaze over and the mutter to themselves “$10M? I have no idea what that would be like.” $100,000,000? Most people are now in college textbook, everning news, world markets that don’t effect me land.

    In business, it’s a little different. You lose some people with big numbers. But others perk up and pay attention when you mention bigger numbers.

    Here’s a good test to see if someone is cut out for business. Tell them that you are going to inherit/win/find/earn some large amount of money. Make it (semi)beleivable but make it big. People who are not cut out for business will ask what you are going to spend it on if they believe you at all. People who are into business will give you advice as to where you should invest it.

    By the way, I’m going to earn $1,000,000,000 :)

     
  • admin 6:28 PM on August 14, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    It’s Alive! 

    Today as I was going through my mental startup routine at work I realized that I have stopped checking Grant’s blog. I don’t even know when I stopped checking it. But somehow, some time, I stopped. And I thought to myself, “maybe I should write a post about people keeping their blogs updated.”

    “Nah, I’ve already written a couple like that. What if I write a post about how we should get this mess of an Internet cleaned up and remove old outdated sites.” Sites that haven’t been touched for 3 years, profiles on linkedin with your email address from that place where you no longer work and now you can’t remember your password or get a password reminder so you just started a new profile. You all know at least one person that has done that. I know a couple. But how would it be if we searched for something and we didn’t see forum threads that haven’t been touched or even viewed for years? Ok, I realize that sometimes those are important posts, but the majority could go. The problem is that it can’t be done by a googlebot, it needs to be done by people.

    So as I’m thinking this, I accidentally click the link to Grant’s blog. “WHOA! What’s that?!?! He wrote something! Grant actually posted something!”

    I’m speachless. I don’t know what to say. And there’s not enough posted for me to comment on but wow, Grant posted something.

     
  • admin 6:29 PM on July 21, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Hyper-miler – Hyper-failure 

    So there’s been a lot of talk about gas mileage and such lately. I have even done my own experiments to see what really makes a difference in my gas mileage.

    Then I read about these Hyper-milers a few weeks ago. Turning off the car and coasting on the freeway, drafting behind big-rig trucks, altering your driving routes to avoid “low mileage zones” mostly just common sense things. Except for the drafting behind a huge hunk of metal with the car turned off, that one kinda screams out “Kill me now!”

    So I decided that if some schmuck in Phoenix can get over 100MPG in his little car, I could probably get to 50 or 60 in my wonder-mobile. So I tried all of it except for turning off the car on the freeway. I drafted everywhere, I avoided every red light I could, I coasted every possible chance I had, I turned off the car at almost every stoplight. It seemed like it was going well too. Out of my 10 gallon tank I managed to squeeze about 360 miles. Official Mileage upon refill: 37.8 MPG

    Hmmm I really expected it to be over 40 or 45. “Hmmm, maybe there’s something wrong with my car that’s really hurting the mileage.”

    So I ran another test. Fuel conscious but normal driving, decent speed on the freeway without drafting, turn the car off in the drive-thous and predictable lights, getting into high gear as soon as possible without overdoing it. But then I threw in a high speed drive up the canyon because I was going to be late for a round of golf. Still with the bad fuel economy there, I managed to end up with an MPG of 35.7.

    So yeah, I don’t see the big deal with these hyper-milers.

     
  • admin 6:33 PM on July 11, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    The Birds 

    I remember when I was a kid that I wasn’t allowed to watch Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds. Supposedly it was “too scary”. That was fine with me, I never really liked scary movies anyway. So when I finally watched it a few years ago, I remember thinking “Hmmmm, what’s the big deal? That wasn’t scary”

    So yesterday I went to practice my golf swing. And a little putting as well. So there I am on this huge practice putting green and I can hear the birds around. Didn’t exactly remind me of “The Birds”. It kinda reminded me of the picture perfect summer day. Nice almost cool breeze, birds chirping, nothing but me and the golf ball. Concentrate on form. Nice and easy. Good putt. I was getting into a pretty good rhythm and was sinking a few 14 footers. (that’s really good for me)

    So there I am putting away. Just about to swing and I hear a bird chirp that seems unusually loud. And close. So I turn thinking “wow that bird needs to tone it down a little.” And there it was, flapping away about 2 feet from my head. “whoa,” I thought to myself “that bird didn’t even see me. Stupid bird!” So back to my putting. Concentrate, relax, don’t concentrate too hard, don’t relax THAT much. Good putt. Move on to the next hole. Good form… “WHAT THE CRAP?!?” The bird buzzed me again! I was pretty sure at this point that the bird was attracted to my bright new yellow golf shirt and just wanted to check it out.

    “Alright, just ignore the bird. We’re here to practice golf. Concentrate, watch out for the bird, concentrate… Was that a shadow of a flying menace?! Just shake it off. Concentrate, swing.” K, at this point I realized that if you are worried about something hitting you in the head, it’s really hard to truly concentrate. So I decide to call it a day and go find that last ball that was only supposed to go a few feet and ended up WAY off the green. So I go put away the balls and start to put away the club when I notice the birds (Yes there is a whole team of them at this point) keeping an eye on this other guy practicing his chipping. And every few minutes, when he was facing exactly away from a bird, it would do this little dive bomb thing and chirp and fly away just inches from his head.

    Now I was pissed. I wasn’t about to let Alfred’s birds ruin my day practicing. So I bend down to get the balls back out of my golf bag and “Squawk!!!” One snuck in from behind me. So I start thinking about the movie, Holy crap, there were only like 3 or 4 birds in this sortie. Imagine thousands like in the movie. Holy crap that’s scary!

    I hate birds now.

     
  • admin 6:34 PM on July 9, 2008 Permalink | Reply  

    Death and Perspective 

    The only time I have ever killed a deer was several years ago. I strongly believe in not making animals suffer but that they are here for us and it’s our right and sometimes our responsibility to harvest them. (Take that PETA!) So when I shot my first deer I was carefull to shoot for a sure kill and not maim him.

    I was also hunting with another guy who was a little younger than I was. We had both taken quite a few shots at this deer and it kept dodging the bullets (NEO?) Finally it ran over the hill. So off we went, and there it was, just standing with it’s butt pointing straight at us. Neither of wanted to hit in in the hind quarters and ruin all the meat so we both drew a bead and waited for him to turn his head.

    I was aiming at the juglar. He was aiming at the brain. Both good places to get a sure kill. And then he turned. Two shots rang out (even though I only heard one) and the deer spun around and fell right there. I knew one of us had a good hit. And no doubt about it, it hadn’t suffered. (except at being annoyed at having to dodge our first volley).

    It was only about 20 paces off and by the time we got there, it had bled out completely. We had both hit our targets And the image of the hot pool of blood on the ground has stayed with me.

    I don’t regret killing the deer. We split a lot of good meat. But I haven’t killed one since. Mostly because of how busy I am but partly becuase I don’t like the “taking a life” part of hunting. Right now, I’m doing ok with the supermarket.

    This morning I was inconvenienced on the way to work by some slow traffic. Lots of cops, a fire truck or two, but no ambulance. I knew the accident had just happened and it looked serious. Then when I got close, I saw the motorcycle. And the semi truck. And a pool of blood. I knew that pool of blood. Humans don’t have much more blood than my deer did. It could only mean one thing. I knew why there was no ambulance. My heart sank. It’s been about 6 hours and I’ve just had my suspicions confirmed by KSL news. I know what instantly means. I’ve seen it before. I’m not sure exactly what this will change in my life yet but I have certainly spent a good deal of time thinking about it today.

    To the family of the motocyclist, my sincerest regrets. If it can be of any comfort, know that he didn’t suffer. That doesn’t change the “taking a life part”. That’s hard enough to bare. I can’t imagine including the suffering along with the loss of life.

     
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